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Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long.
- "Say it, don't spray it!"
- "It seems strange to meet computer geeks who're still primarily running Windows... as if they were still cooking on a wood stove or something." - mbp
- "Perl is executable line noise, Python is executable pseudo-code."
- "Heck, I'm having a hard time imagining the DOM as civilized!" -- Fred L. Drake, Jr.
- Good fortune in love, as well as a better position.
- Some men are discovered; others are found out.
- Words must be weighed, not counted.
- By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
- If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it. Quit work and play for once!
- Your present plans will be successful.
- He who spends a storm beneath a tree, takes life with a grain of TNT.
- You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.
- Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
- Words are the voice of the heart.
- Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true.
- A king's castle is his home.
- Advancement in position.
- You will soon meet a person who will play an important role in your life.
- You will be surrounded by luxury.
- He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
- The universe is laughing behind your back.
- The best prophet of the future is the past.
- It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize.
- Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
- Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.
- Money may buy friendship but money can not buy love.
- Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca.
- Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
- Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you.
- You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom you come in contact.
- You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.
- Many pages make a thick book.
- Every purchase has its price.
- You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.
- Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.
- You will be surprised by a loud noise.
- You will be married within a year.
- You will have long and healthy life.
- You will step on the soil of many countries.
- Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
- Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your halfbreed interference.
- You are secretive in your dealings but never to the extent of trickery.
- He who invents adages for others to peruse takes along rowboat when going on cruise.
- You are tricky, but never to the point of dishonesty.
- Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
- The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes.
- Show your affection, which will probably meet with pleasant response.
- If you suspect a man, don't employ him.
- You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend.
- Economy makes men independent.
- You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.
- The Tree of Learning bears the noblest fruit, but noble fruit tastes bad.
- Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
- A man who fishes for marlin in ponds will put his money in Etruscan bonds.
- A good memory does not equal pale ink.
- Don't speak about Time, until you have spoken to him.
- You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a worthy cause.
- You will be awarded a medal for disregarding safety in saving someone.
- You will be imprisoned for contributing your time and skill to a bank robbery.
- How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
- Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.
- It's later than you think.
- Your lover will never wish to leave you.
- You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.
- You will gain money by a speculation or lottery.
- Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure.
- Beware of friends who are false and deceitful.
- It's not reality that's important, but how you percieve things.
- You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.
- Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
- Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.
- Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
- Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
- Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
- The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.
- You are a bundle of energy always on the go.
- Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
- Everybody ought to have a friend.
- Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world.
- Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.
- You love peace.
- It is Fortune, not wisdom that rules man's life.
- You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
- Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.
- Preserve the old, but know the new.
- You are unscrupulously dishonest, false, and deceitful.
- You have been selected for a secret mission.
- You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop.
- Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
- Man's horizons are bounded by his vision.
- To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to criticize the competent.
- You will be successful in love.
- Recent investments will yield a slight profit.
- Someone is unenthusiastic about your work.
- He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.
- Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you.
- There will be big changes for you but you will be happy.
- Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
- Troglodytism does not necessarily imply a low cultural level.
- The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.
- You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward.
- You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
- You will be given a post of trust and responsibility.
- As goatheard learns his trade by goat, so writer learns his trade by wrote.
- You will be awarded some great honor.
- One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.
- It is better to wear out than to rust out.
- Enjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in May.
- If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.
- Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.
- You will receive a legacy which will place you above want.
- You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.
- It's a poor workman who blames his tools.
- You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
- You will be singled out for promotion in your work.
- When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is heavy, yield to it.
- The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
- It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
- You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.
- How you look depends on where you go.
- A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.
- Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long.
- Domestic happiness and faithful friends.
- A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
- Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.
- Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to one who adores you.
- You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.
- Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.
- Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.
- People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle.
- Make a wish, it might come true.
- A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
- Do not clog intellect's sluices with bits of knowledge of questionable uses.
- Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
- Courage is your greatest present need.
- Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.
- It is easier to run down a hill than up one.
- A gift of flower will soon be made to you.
- Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
- You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
- You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.
- Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor.
- Be careful how you get yourself involved with persons or situations that can't bear inspection.
- There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear.
- You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.
- The time is right to make new friends.
- You can do very well in speculation where land or anything to do with earth is concerned.
- You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.
- You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.
- You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.
- He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.
- Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted.
- You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.
- To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
- You have an unusual equpment for success. Be sure to use if properly.
- Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.
- You love your home and want it to be beautiful.
- His heart was yours from the first moment that you met.
- Your aims are high, and you are capable of much.
- You will meet an important person who will help you advance professionally.
- You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.
- Your temporary financial embarassment will be relieved in a surprising manner.
- You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be unimportant.
- Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of life.
- You are going to have a new love affair.
- Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
- Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
- With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
- His heart was yours from the first moment that you met.
- If you make a mistake you right it immediately to the best of your ability.
- A well-known friend is a treasure.
- Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.
- You enjoy the company of other people.
- Put your trust in those who are worthy.
- Someone is speaking well of you.
- He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap.
- Your domestic life may be harmonious.
- True happiness will be found only in true love.
- You have no real enemies.
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